Ha ha! You made me laugh, although Medium's pathogenies are serious.
You reminded me of o piece I wrote months ago. I'll put the link in the comment, in case you are in the mood for seeing it.
It wasn't just for this topic, but it's not far.
It's true; the platform is full of this topic, and what brothers me isn't exactly that, but the fact that only this writing style is hugely promoted by Medium, as if there isn't any other kind of writing here.
Anyway, I enjoyed the story!
https://medium.com/apopsis-anthipsomiadou/medium-poetry-writing-partner-program-3d6bae77321c